Stellai’s blog June 2014

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Dear reader,

No, I have no experience in writing articles.
No, I have no idea how to fill this section on a monthly base.
No, I am not famous, exceptionally beautiful, smart, specially talented or such.
I am not even funny!
What am I doing here?
Honestly, I have no idea!
Who am I?
My name is Stellai and I am a ScoonimDoll.

After last month’s article of Koen, the creator of ScoonimDolls, was asked by CoverDoll's publisher to write a piece with some pics on a monthly base. I guess the publisher must have been really desperate :D .

Of course Koen accepted because he will grasp any job he can get, because he thinks that there are 48 working hours in a day. He is convinced that every day someone secretly is resetting his clock to make it look as if there are only 12 working hours in a day. He is constantly overworked, but naturally that is not his fault. Sighhh!

Anyway, that is where I come in. I am Koen’s first ScoonimDoll.
No..., that is not entirely true. Cybi was made before me... and Denise, and Lori, Chloe, Adam... and then of course the ScoonimDolls that were send abroad. But these were all first generation. I am the first of the second generation. But I guess I am the only one with my mind switched on.

Anyway, I am here to help Koen out. Temporarily of course, but knowing him... ;)

Stellai ... (^L^) ...

Interview with Koen, my creator.

I know this is not really saving you time to do this interview with you, Koen, but we are working on such an interesting project that I feel obliged to my readers to inform them. Can you tell us what we are working on?

???... Are you serious?

Yes, I am. Please answer the question!

But it is still a secret!

Now, come on. It is just a new type of poseable armature for hands for the silicon big-ones*.

Thank you , you just revealed the secret!

You’re welcome! Can you tell us why you took up this project? You yourself are a meat-based doll, but you told me that the hand we are working on is for huge silicon dolls. It would be more logical that you would have created an improved hand armature for meat-based dolls.

I would really appreciate it if you would not call me a meat-based doll. It makes me feel like a giant hamburger. As for your question. I just did a little bit of research on a highly complex problem. It is not at all certain that I will succeed. And it is far from certain that I will take up this project.

Oh, I thought making those armatures for the silicon big-ones was a cinch compared to making the new hands for ScoonimDolls and that you were convinced that this new project would make you stinking’ rich. Because that was what you told me last week. And if this project has suddenly become so much uncertain to take up, then why are we putting so much time in it? Shouldn’t you put your precious time in more important matters, like making a set of the new hands for me? And as for my description of your kind: I think that meat-based is very accurate, but if you feel offended, I can rename your kind. It is not a problem. When I call you 'human doll' would that be acceptable for you?

Ohh great! Yeah, really smart to mention here that this project will make us stinking rich. It was just a joke when I said that. A JOKE, Stellai! Now everybody is going to think that I am a moneygrubber and that they are going to pay wàààààày too much for those new hands. We haven't even finished the prototype and you already managed to collapse the market for it. I hope you have a plan to turn this around.

Shall we discuss that next month when we continue this interview? :)

I think I am suddenly very much occupied next month.

You promised me!

Yeah, yeah, Sighh...

That's all for now, dear readers. Thank you for staying tuned. Next month I will be back with more revelations and I hope to see you all at the International Doll Meet in September.

Love and hugs!

Stellai ...(^L^)...

What kind of ending is that? And more revelations? Stellai, it is just a blog, not a crime-busting TV-show!

Unfortunately it is not, but it could be! I have ambitions too, you know. Besides that: it is my article! So, mind your own business!

Mind your own business, now that's a laugh...This is my business. You are my business too, you know!...

Grumble, grumble...

You were saying??

Grumble-grumble...

*Note from the editor:

Big-ones are giant dolls that look like ScoonimDolls, but are huge. The average length of an adult big-one is approx. six times a normal doll size. Their body mass can be silicon, foam, air, meat, wool or a combination of these materials.

Comments

Oh, you shouldn't have been so worried, Stellai.

For your first interview, it went quite well! (Even though it was with someone who's already very familiar to you.)

"Meat-based doll"... now THAT was FUNNY! See? :D

Thank you, Zang! :)

Koen may be familiar, but trust me when I say that he is a pain in the neck when it comes to interviewing. Even his simplest response can take hours! :(

As for 'meat-based doll' perhaps it would have been better if I would have used 'animal-doll&plant-eating-expanding-doll-that-look-like-a-giant-ScoonimDoll'. But that is a bit long. 

Love,

Stellai ...(^L^)...

Hey Stellai, looking at those pictures, it seems like you are assisted by a giant :O

Did you create him :?:P:D

Nescio50

Hmm... did't look at the photos this way. But now you mention it... Yes, I got some help. Koen needed something to do, so I offered that he could assist me.

...(^L^)... :D

Don't push it too much, Pinkie. 'Pain in the neck', 'got some help'... I know that writers allow themselves some special kind of freedom, but if you continue to walk over me know that my feet are bigger that yours. 

Koen

(your creator, in case you forgot)

Come on, don't take it so hard. You know me. I couldn't possibly walk over you unless you were lying flat on the floor and even then I would need my grappling hook.

 ;)

xxx

...(^L^)...

(Stellai, not Pinkie, in case you forgot)

Now that looks like one AMAZING hand-job you helped wit--  what?  Did I say something wrong?

Hey, GFELube, did you say something wrong? It really is all hand-jobs that Koen let me do. He does not trust me when it comes to electric. As for his automatic pumping equipment I understand, but that vibrating machine... how hard can that be!

You seem to have some sense. Can you talk to him?

xo

Stellai

That's so funny. Looking forward to next month.

A delightfull redhead!Smile I am a big fan and will follow this with much interest. Keep Koen straight little lady.

Ha ha. What a lovely start.

Well what can I say Stellai, but a great blog. We're glad to have you on the team as our new reporter :) .

Keep up the good work girl and get those stories in ;).

Kharn

CoverDoll Publisher To err is human to forgive divine.

Thanks, boss. You can count on me! :)

 Stellai ...(^L^)...

 Now official reporter for Coverdoll


P.S.

Ehh, do we have declaration forms?

Your welcome Stellai, and I'm counting on you to keep us all updated on what's what with Koen and other topics of course. I hope he gets you the new hands he's on about developing :)

BTW, love your photos with Calernae, which were just posted on TFD 8)

Kharn

CoverDoll Publisher To err is human to forgive divine.

So Stellai, you aren´t funny, aren´t beautiful, talented or smart? You did the best interview job in ages, revealing Koen´s secrets. You made me laugh hard. You are a talented craftswoman and you are a beautiful model and sexy firecracker, so keep up the great job, Chris

Wow, you realy know how to charm a girl, Chris. Thank you, you really make that I need to blush.

(OMG, I do hope Koen did not put the blush powder locked in the cabinet.) 

<3 ;)

Stellai ...(^L^)...

I don´t think he dares to put the powder away, he knows your fiery temperament, Chris

You clearly don't know Koen. He seems to have a complete lack of understanding when it comes to female needs. He would not even let me use some of  those nice colored paper notes that he is always carrying in that leather map in his pocket when I wanted to cut out the numbers for my WK score board.

He said that would cost him money!:jawdrop:

 ...(^L^)...