What Women Want ... ?

Back in the 60's, as a late teenager with raging hormones, getting into girlfriends pants was an all consuming pastime. Despite the so called sexual revolution of those days, more often than not they resisted and, after a night out, a kiss was just about as good as it got.

When you read the article below, written by a Woman, to Men, trying to help them understand sex from a woman’s perspective and what she’s looking for, one realises how much damn willpower they had in those days. But then of course, condoms were embarrassing to buy, the pill had yet to be widely available, families out of wedlock were very much frowned upon and women's financial independence had not yet been established.  I might also add that the principle she expresses is contrary to everything I and many other 'British middle classers'  were taught as young boys and ideas, as we all know, once taught are not easily untaught. Ignorance is not necessarily bliss.

 ...  How times have changed.

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please.

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME.

We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a low cut shirt and you’ve been staring at my breasts all night.

Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still – I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist.

We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That’s nice, but it’s time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and start humping like a good boy should.

Source: http://attractioninstitute.com/what-women-want-in-bed/

The rest of the article gives 9 tips to men and is well worth the read as are the comments following.

Jeff walks into a pub and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks him what's wrong.

"Well" replies Paul. "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes" replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well" says Paul straightening up. "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great" says Jeff. "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening" continues Paul "But I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I got to her door", says Paul "and I rang her doorbell. She answered in the sheerest, sexiest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the groin".

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