Stellai’s blog April 2016: Stellai helps you out

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Dear Stellai,
I am sorry to bother you, but for already a very long time I am a huge fan of you and therefore I would be most grateful if you can give me a little bit of advice:

The thing is that my dear boyfriend and I, he is an MB doll, I am a Teddybabe, we love to travel. But in order to save costs – travelling is expensive and we are not rich – my boyfriend puts me in our suitcase when we are on the road. This way we only need to pay for one passenger. Of course I would rather not be folded in the suitcase, because even though it is exciting to go on a trip, the travelling while being in a suitcase is somewhat boring, a little uncomfortable, rather dark and sometimes bit scary. But my dear lover is frequently whispering to me, telling me what he sees and hears, while assuring me that my little sacrifice is necessary if I want to see new hotel room walls from all around the world and have him tender cuddling me in ‘new’ squeaking hotel beds with creaking mattresses.

Of course to make sure that I do not become damaged during the trip – travelling in a suitcase can be quite bumpy - we fill our suitcase also with clothing and stuff that you need for a few weeks. Our clothing consists of my favourite thin dress and some lingerie and for my boyfriend his hiking gear with several sweat shirts and lots of socks. This because, unlike me, he evaporates a lot of fluid from his body. This appears to be normal for their kind.
The fluid that he evaporates however is quite smelly and when his shirts and socks have dried up again then the smell remains and even can become worse. And therefore after a few weeks, when all his clean clothing has been used, and the air in our hotel room is seriously starting to thicken, we know that we need to go home again. Of course we do not throw away the smelly clothing, but we take it back home. His smelly socks however make my stay in the suitcase during the trip back home a lot less pleasant. So, in order to contain the smell, I therefore have come up with a plan.
I was thinking that if my boyfriend could seal me in a plastic bag before closing the suitcase, then his smelly socks and stinking shirts would not be such a burden. Of course this would need to be a very big plastic bag, which costs will affect our budget for the next trip and will also reduce the available space in our suitcase even more. Dear Stellai, do you think that I should present my idea to my boyfriend? Is it not offensive, or too much to ask from him? I hope you will find some time to write me.

Dear fan with boyfriend with smelly socks,

Travelling in a dark and dreary suitcase filled with a collection of smelly socks and sweaty shirts, not even being your own, while your boyfriend is having chats and enjoying the beautiful landscape? It seems to me that the solution you have come up with will not really improve your situation. If it was not for the fact that you speak with so much affection about your boyfriend I would say that you are being abused and molested in the most outrageous way possible. Of course there is nothing wrong with travelling by suitcase. I used to do that myself a lot and still do that occasionally. Provided that I am are properly secured and have enough space I find it really comfortable and relaxing. But you are travelling like an old pillow that has ended up in a garbage truck. Trust me, enclosing yourself in a plastic bag is not going to improve your situation.
The way I see it is that your relation is in unbalance. This first needs to be restored. What strikes me most is that it is you that does all the travelling by suitcase, while your boyfriend is enjoying the good life of watching beautiful scenery, while chatting with other travellers. Being my fan I dare to presume that you admire the fact that I make it my policy to treat all dolls as equals and expect that they treat me same. In your case this means that the travelling by suitcase is a burden that needs to be carried equally. The way up you do the travelling by suitcase, the way back your boyfriend takes his place inside the suitcase. Obviously, because the smelly socks are his, not yours.
I know, I make it sound more easy than it will resolve. Given the fact that your boyfriend is MB doll it is reasonable to presume that he'd rather jump off a cliff than travel in a suitcase filled with his own smelly socks. So, here is what you must do.
Collect all bottles of beverage from the minibar in your hotel room when the amount of clean socks is all but spend. Depending on how much of that beverage fluid your boyfriend can contain you make a selection based on the percentage of the alcohol. The higher the percentage, the better. Whereas for most dolls beverage is just a fluid, for MB dolls it acts like a love potion at low level, but like a sleeping potion when they consume it above a higher level. It also makes them flexible.
On the evening before your return home pour him the beverages. Better not all at once if you also want to have great sex, but make sure that he drinks the rest after it. Once your boyfriend is out, you put him in the suitcase. I advise you to tie his hands behind his back and use the cleanest sock that you can find to gag him. If you happen to have taken that big plastic bag with you, then better put him in it, because otherwise he will smell like old socks for weeks when you get home. But – and this is very important! – make sure that you leave at least a small opening around his nose. Unlike other dolls MB dolls have a lifetime addiction to breathing air. If they cannot breathe air they will go bananas at first and die shortly after. It is too complex to explain here why that is, but it is a flaw in their design and they all have it.
Obviously the same counts for the suitcase, so when closing it make sure that there is a small opening near his nose. You may wonder why I advised you to gag and tie him. This is just a precautionary measure because it is his first time in the suitcase. Therefore, it is likely that without the tying your dear boyfriend will try to remove the gag and start shouting like a mule doll for help before he understands the fairness for the situation and starts enjoying your description of the landscapes and chats that you are giving him on your way back.
I wish you a pleasant trip.

Xo,
Stellai

P.S.
If you have missed my previous report, then you can use this link to see it:
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(Stellai’s blog February 2016: Mother knows best!)

P.P.S.
Maybe better not watch the animated photo series below. You might get the impression that my idea will not work.

The image below is a gif-animation.

I admit, indeed my test to put Koen in a suitcase failed. And you may think it is because the suitcase is too small. But when you watch the series closely then you can see that I skipped the part of filling Koen up with beverage. Big mistake! You really need booze to make an MB doll flexible! Put enough alcohol in their bodies and they become so much flexible that they will even fit in a handbag!

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