Stellai’s blog September 2020:
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Penny
Or should I say Doctor Penny ?... Sorry folks, this is an inside joke that needs a bit of explaining.
Approximately two months ago we received a request to take a giant size DS doll named Penny under our care. She was living in Switzerland and came highly recommended by Haremlover (yes, the one and only 
). He wrote us that Penny was a physician and was looking for new challenges in her life and he added a link to an old topic of his on TDF about dolls performing eye surgery. But... when I checked it out I could not help noticing that ‘Dr Penny’ was not wearing a stethoscope and moreover... her white Lab coat had a logo on it of some company called ‘Schneider Electric’... I smelled fraud.
For those amongst you that live on another planet, let me tell you that the smell of fraud makes reporters turn into Pit-bull dolls... I googled for ‘Schneider Electric’ and.... like I suspected this company had no connections to medics whatsoever!
Say, did you know that I have a reputation to kick asses? Probably not. Most dolls just know me for my understanding and emphatic character, right?... Well, unless of course when you are a member of The League of Morons, in which case you will likely have a collection imprints of the soles of my all-stars on a specific area on the backside of your body. But let me tell you, when I am a reporter, I am not an executioner until proven that my interviewee is lying through his or in this case her teeth....
So, halfway my first-meeting-chat with Penny, I dropped my strategically planned casual question about eye surgery.... Penny replied that she had never done any surgery in her life. In fact she hadn't been doing anything for several years other than sitting in a chair the house where she had a nearly platonic relation with her boyfriend who was a game designer..... Indeed, this answer was kinda unexpected. Smoothly changing the subject I managed to hide my surprise.
Since I have no reason to doubt her answer, the obvious question that remains is: How can this Penny be mistaken by Haremlover for the Penny in his photo series? And the obvious answer is... Harem, you were trying to pull my leg, weren’t you!! Naughty-naughty!! And a bit risky as well, because as said, I have a reputation to..... !
(Captain Stellai’s personal notes)
What to do with a giant size doll with no other skills than sitting in a chair....
Our workshop is big enough to provide shelter for a giant size doll, and with Kayla gone we have room for one more giant size doll in our family, so that is not the problem. Slightly troubling is the fact that Penny has entrusted me that she had not done anything in her life other than sitting in a chair, literally just watching the walls of the house....
Whereas all new made ScoonimDolls are blank and it is my task to train them, educating Penny is likely to be a very different matter. She is blank, but not blank blank. She may have been sitting in a chair for years, but, unless you are a moron you will not be blank after several years and I do not think Penny is a moron. Also my educational program is not designed for giant size love dolls. But these are not major problems. The real problem is...
A perfect guinea pig doll
Did I mention earlier about Koen’s plan to develop a posable face for giant size dolls? Well it turns out that he really is serious about this questionable plan and because of this he has agreed to provide shelter for Penny.... Now I do not know his intentions concerning Penny, but I do know that Penny does not have medical qualifications, nor designer assistant qualifications, nor office management qualifications..... In fact Penny does not have any qualifications whatsoever, which makes her the perfect victim for Koen, or as Dibby sometimes calls him when he out:.... Dr. Frankenstein. And she is right! Did you see the instruction video in which he successfully installed a posable jaw in Penny’s head? It is absolutely horrifying!
Ok, I admit I may have mentioned something to Koen that I was having slight difficulty to fully understand Penny, but I NEVER instructed him to perform this dangerous operation on her face! And the fact that the surgery turned out to be quite simple and she can now pose her jaw will most likely lead to more experimenting on her. Obviously I must try to avoid at all costs!
Hooker or barmaid?
Damn! That unscheduled jaw surgery on Penny’s face makes it clear that I don't have time to educate this doll to get her usefulness reassessed by Koen. Best is to find her a job that does not require a lot of training, or modelling, or face and hair posing. Ideal would be to just have her prostitute herself in front of our workshop. After all, she was created to be a love doll.... Hmm... that is not such a bad idea! But then again,.... she will be the only hooker in the neighbourhood of our workshop, which means she will probably attract lots and lots of male dolls. And you can bet on it that their noisy bragging and moaning will make it impossible for us to work here..... Hmm.... Unacceptable! But... how about having her working as a barmaid down the corner in ‘Den Vangrail’? They are in desperate need of personnel since that Corona virus managed to scare off all of their embee staff out of that bar. Tomorrow I will have a chat with the owner of that bar. I think he will be very much interested in Penny.
Stellai
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