I love stories. Last week I met a guy who lives next to a farm and he told me about something that nearly scared him to death. He got out of bed, walked into his kitchen and saw a huge eye looking at him through a tiny window over the sink. It turns out a cow had wandered over to his house and looked into the window just as the guy entered the kitchen. Because the window was so small he had no idea it was a cow. All he saw was this monstrous eye.
